Friday Joke
On Fridays we tell a joke on The Daily English Show. Click on a joke title and share the joke on your favourite social network. Click on the “I don’t get it” picture to see the joke explanation.
Friday Joke channel on YouTube.
Please follow our Friday Joke page on Google+
We share the drawings from Friday Joke on Flickr. You’re welcome to use them as long as you credit us.
I can’t believe he called me condescending.
I’m not condescending.
Condescending means talk down to people.
From Friday Joke on show 1439.
Drawings on Flickr
#119 If You Have A Bee In Your Hand
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
What?
Beauty.
I don’t get it. Beauty … why?
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
From Friday Joke on show 1432.
Drawings on Flickr
#118 The Last Thing My Grandpa Said To Me
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
What did he say?
He said: “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
From Friday Joke on show 1425.
Drawings on Flick
#117 Job Interview Question: What Is Your Greatest Strength?
Tina went to a job interview and the interviewer asked her: “What is your greatest strength?”
Tina replied: “I’m reliable.”
Next, the interviewer asked her: “And what would you say is your greatest weakness?”
Tina thought for a moment and then answered
“Honesty.”
The interviewer said: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
And Tina replied: “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
From Friday Joke on show 1418.
Drawings on Flickr
#116 A Woman Gets On A Bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver looks at the baby and says: “That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!”
The woman is so shocked she doesn’t say anything.
She just walks to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming.
The man next to her asks her: “Are you OK?”
The woman says: “I can’t believe it! The bus driver just insulted me!”
And the man says: “Really?! Well, you should go up and tell him off!”
Here, I’ll hold your monkey.
From Friday Joke on show 1411.
Drawings on Flickr